Last December, I (a Gentile) celebrated the eight crazy nights of Hanukkah by posting eight pictures of my favorite Jew (the lovely Natalie Portman) with hilarious captions written by me (which can be viewed here). A year has gone by and my hard drive has accumulated over 600 new pictures of Natalie, so here we go again:
Day 1
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| "Dr. Portman, Mr. Hamilton is here for another prostate exam." |
Day 2
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| Never in my life have I wanted a hand job so badly. |
Day 3
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| Pulp Fiction prequel idea: Natalie plays Walken's character, I play the watch. |
Day 4
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| It's a good thing I wasn't invited to this, because I hear Holocaust boners are frowned upon. |
Day 5
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| Anakin: "The Force tells me one of us will win an Oscar someday." Amidala: "Yeah... it probably won't be you." |
Day 6
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| I got 99 problems and not being able to get this close to Natalie Portman is one. |
Day 7
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| "James J. Hamilton loves you and will let you go as soon as you say it back." |
Day 8
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| Natalie Portman watching "Comedy Central Presents James J. Hamilton"(This should make you feel really lazy and uncreative about the things you masturbate to)
Happy Hanukkah!
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