04-04-17 Buckhead Saloon - Station Square - 8pm
04-29-17 Comtra Theater - Cranberry Township
05-04-17 Arcade Comedy Theater - Roast of Darth Vader - 8pm (GET TICKETS)
NOTICE: Each of the above-listed shows has been officially designated by the U.S. Secretary of the Interior as a mandatory gathering of cool people. If you fail to attend, your name will be recorded in a government database under the category of "NOT COOL." When you try to run for President in twenty years, your opponent will dig into your past and it will come out that you're not cool. There will be a huge scandal, your campaign will tank, and you will put a bullet through your temple.