Secret White House Tape From September 10, 2001 Reveals Bush And Cheney Planning The 9/11 Attacks

By James J. Hamilton

In the culmination of years of investigation, intrepid reporters at www.jamesjhamilton.net have obtained exclusive access to the verified transcript of a secret White House audio tape containing a September 10, 2001 Oval Office conversation between President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney in which the two can be heard explicitly planning the 9/11 attacks that would take place the following day. At long last, the 9/11 Truth movement has the final, undeniable evidence proving that we were right the whole time! You sheeple who ridiculed us for all those years must feel pretty dumb right now, don't you? Read it and weep:

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
SEPTEMBER 10, 2001
11:42 AM EST

CHENEY

Mr. President, I just wanted to let you know that we're all set for tomorrow morning’s operation.

BUSH

What operation?

CHENEY

The New York and Washington attacks, sir.

BUSH

Oh yeah, that. I forgot all about it.

CHENEY

Did you read that book I gave you on the Reichstag Fire?

BUSH

Yes—well, I sort of skimmed it while I was watching the ballgame. You should get me a Cliffs Notes version. What’re we doing exactly?

CHENEY

We’re going to hijack four commercial airplanes and fly them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

BUSH

Okay, sounds good.

CHENEY

We’re making it look like Islamic terrorists did it, so we can go to war in the Middle East and take control of its oil.

BUSH

Well, you know how much I like oil. So that’s it then, just hijacking some planes?

CHENEY

Actually, no—our structural engineers have determined that crashing planes into the Twin Towers won’t cause them to collapse. Even if the planes are full of jet fuel, the fires wouldn’t burn hot enough to collapse the buildings, so we're also going to have them wired with explosives.

BUSH

Okay—wait, why do we need the buildings to collapse? Wouldn’t just crashing planes into them cause enough terror to justify the war?

CHENEY

Maybe, but we don’t want to take any chances. We’d like to collapse the buildings and get the death toll up to really sell this thing.

BUSH

Go big or go home, right. But why do we need the planes then? If we’re going to collapse the buildings with explosives, why fly planes into them first? Couldn’t we just make it look like terrorists blew them up with explosives? They did try to do that in 1993, right?

CHENEY

Yes, but the type and amount of explosives needed are beyond the terrorists’ capabilities. Also, they wouldn’t have the access required to wire the whole building in secret—so people can’t know explosives were involved or they’ll know it wasn’t really terrorists.

BUSH

But if the engineers say the buildings can’t collapse by the planes alone, won’t it be obvious that explosives were involved and that the terrorists couldn’t have done it? That we were behind it? Jesus, vice, I can’t have this thing blowing back on me!

CHENEY

Nothing to worry about. The investigation into what happened will be conducted by our people and they’ll make sure all the reports say that the planes alone did it and there were no explosives.

BUSH

Nice. That’s it for the World Trade Center, then?

CHENEY

Yes, that’s it—apart from the demolition of Building 7.

BUSH

What’s Building 7?

CHENEY

That’s where the Secret Service and CIA offices are located in New York. There’s a lot of secret stuff in there that has to do with how we planned the attacks, so we have to blow up the building to destroy the evidence. Can’t leave a paper trail.

BUSH

Right, blowing up the building would be the simplest way to get rid of that evidence. So does a third plane hit Building 7?

CHENEY

No, we’re just using explosives on that one.

BUSH

Just explosives? Then what are we going to say happened?

CHENEY

The building’s going to be on fire, so we figured we’ll just let it burn all day, then blow it up around 5 p.m. and blame it on the fire.

BUSH

Smokescreen. And in Washington, a plane hits the Pentagon, right?

CHENEY

Well, yes and no. We’re going to hijack a plane and make it look like it crashed into the Pentagon, but really we’re just going to hit the Pentagon with a cruise missile.

BUSH

A cruise missile—why the hell would we do that?

CHENEY

Honestly, sir, I’m not quite sure—but the Jews specifically requested that we do it this way and, as you know, around here what they say goes.

BUSH

Obviously. What’s going to happen to the plane and all the passengers?

CHENEY

The Jews are taking them. I don’t know what they’re doing with them. I don’t ask questions.

BUSH

Me either. Except when’s lunch… Seriously, I’m ready for lunch, are we done here?

CHENEY

Almost. We haven’t talked about the fourth plane.

BUSH

A fourth plane? Are we flying it into the Capitol Building or something? Please tell me it’s not the White House. I have a lot of nice stuff here.

CHENEY

Don’t worry, the fourth plane is going to crash in the middle of nowhere.

BUSH

Okay—why?

CHENEY

We’re making it look like heroic passengers took the plane back from the hijackers. Everyone can rally around that and it’ll be a great first step towards war.

BUSH

I guess that makes sense. So we just crash the plane into the ground?

CHENEY

Not quite. We’re going to shoot it down with a fighter jet.

BUSH

And why are we doing that?

CHENEY

Again, the Jews—

BUSH

Doesn’t matter. Sounds like there are a lot of moving parts here. How many people are involved on our end?

CHENEY

A couple thousand, tops.

BUSH

Are we sure we can keep a tight lid on all this?

CHENEY

No one will say anything, ever.

BUSH

Good. Like I said before, I can’t have this getting back to me. Did you get me an alibi?

CHENEY

Yes, you’ll be in Florida reading to schoolchildren when it all goes down.

BUSH

Reading? C’mon, vice, you know I don’t like reading. What book?

CHENEY

Don’t worry, I’ll get you a Cliffs Notes version.

BUSH

Sweet. Is it lunchtime now?

END TRANSCRIPT

My Cousin Ricky Proved There Are Exactly 666 Typos In The 9/11 Commission Report... Then He Vanished Under Mysterious Circumstances

By James J. Hamilton

Wake up sheeple! We are not free! We are living under a totalitarian one-world government controlled by the Illuminati! 9/11 was an inside job!

My cousin Ricky proved it when he discovered that there are exactly 666 typos in the 9/11 Commission Report. 

666 is a sacred number for the Illuminati and the typos were put there deliberately to signal the truth about 9/11—that the attacks were planned by Illuminati members over cocktails at the Skull & Bones headquarters at Yale the day after the Supreme Court decision in Bush v. Gore was handed down. Having secured firm control over the highest levels of the United States government, the Illuminati's bigwigs got together and set in motion a plot to ignite an endless war that would enable them to take control of the Middle East's oil supply and increase surveillance over every aspect of our lives.

After the attacks, the 9/11 Commission Report was issued as the official version of what happened and, even though its "findings" are absurdly impossible lies, most people bought it hook, line, and sinker. 

Until now. Until my cousin Ricky uncovered the truth.

You may ask, "How can there possibly be 666 typos in the 9/11 Commission Report?" Good question. I asked Ricky the same thing when he first told me about it. The 9/11 Commission Report is an important government document that should've been proofread by a lot of people, right? There's no reason for there to be more than a couple typos in it—unless they were put there intentionally.

A close examination of the typos proves that not only were they intentional, but they contain encoded messages. To give just one example: The first three consecutive typos are "Nw York City" on page 6, "Wold Trade Center" on page 7, and "ordor" on page 11.  That's right. The first three misspelled words are New, World, and Order. Coincidence? I think not. 

You might say, "I'm looking at the 9/11 Commission Report right now and I'm not seeing any of these typos. What's the deal?" Well, your copy of the 9/11 Commission Report obviously isn't a First Edition. Before the 9/11 Commission Report was released to the public on July 22, 2004, a secret printing press at Skull & Bones printed 666 "First Edition" copies containing the symbolic typos. Those copies were distributed to high-ranking Illuminati members in a secret ceremony following a meeting of the Council on Foreign Relations. Ricky had a First Edition copy that he stole from the home of Neil Bush (George W. Bush's brother) in 2006 when he was there selling heroin to Neil Bush's daughter's boyfriend.

You may ask, "If Ricky had this First Edition since 2006, why haven't we heard about it until now?" That's easy. Ricky dropped out of school in fourth grade and didn't get his GED until late 2014. As soon as he learned to read, he went straight to work on the 9/11 Commission Report, toiling away on nights, weekends, and during his lunch break at Pep Boys to compile a definitive list of typos and decode their secret messages. Ricky dropped his bombshell on the world when he posted his findings on Facebook at 3:45 a.m. on March 25, 2015. 

And guess what? He hasn't been seen since. That's right. As soon as he went public with his information, he vanished without a trace. Coincidence? I think not.

Sure, Ricky's wife Tammy will tell you Ricky drove to Tampa to pick up a brick of heroin and never came back, but are you seriously going to believe a word Tammy says? 

First off, Tammy is a heroin addict who will do or say literally anything for heroin. At Ricky's bachelor party, she blew eight guys (including me) for one hit of heroin. With Ricky gone, where do you think Tammy is getting her heroin from? The answer is obvious: Every single day (except Sunday) at approximately 11:30 a.m., a federal agent comes to Tammy's house and puts heroin in her mailbox. Sheeple will tell you "That's just the mailman, you idiot," but sheeple are dumb enough to believe anything, up to and including the notion that human beings actually walked on the moon. C'mon, sheeple. Be better than that.

Clearly, Tammy has been bought off by the CIA (a subsidiary of the Illuminati) and is participating in a cover up. Don't believe me? Fine. Believe what you want, but last night I gave Tammy a hit of heroin and she admitted that she gets heroin from the federal government in the mail every day and that Ricky was abducted from their house by two CIA agents wearing Richard Nixon masks designed to hide their lizard faces. They broke in while Ricky and Tammy were shooting heroin (less than an hour after Ricky posted his findings on Facebook) and sucked up Ricky's body with a device disguised to look like a Dirt Devil Total Power Cyclonic Upright vacuum. The CIA Nixon lizards took Ricky's First Edition copy of the 9/11 Commission Report, gave Tammy a Burger King bag, then left in Ricky's truck. When Tammy opened the Burger King bag, she saw that it was full of heroin and contained a note written on a napkin that said "This never happened."    

Ricky's House: Site of CIA Abduction

Also, why would Ricky not come back from Tampa? It makes no sense. He hates hot weather. He hates the Tampa Bay Bucs. Everybody he sells heroin to is right here in our hometown. He loved it here. Ricky doesn't even know anybody in Tampa apart from Carlos, his Colombian cartel contact, and he doesn't even like the guy. He's always talking about how he doesn't trust Carlos, how he's afraid of him, how he's going to bring a gun when he meets Carlos even though he was specifically instructed to come unarmed. So you think he's just going to stay in Tampa without telling anybody and bunk up with his new best bud Carlos? Dump his perfectly good truck in a swamp and rely on Carlos for rides? Stop answering his phone and become a goddamn Bucs fan? Yeah right. That would never happen. Obviously it's the CIA Nixon lizard abduction thing. They put his truck in that swamp and arranged for it to be found by the cops, which was easy to pull off because the entire state of Florida is controlled by Jeb Bush. Classic CIA Nixon lizard tactics.

The simple fact is that Ricky is being held prisoner until he recants his findings. I'm not exactly sure where he's being held but realistically there are only three places he could be: Area 51, Fort Knox, or inside the Great Pyramid in Egypt. They won't let him go until he agrees to delete his Facebook post, swears allegiance to the Lizard Overlord of the Illuminati, and demonstrates his loyalty by donating $100 to Jeb Bush's presidential campaign. If I know Ricky like I think I do, he'll never submit to their demands and they'll end up killing him. The only way to stop that from happening is to spread the word by donating to my GoFundMe page Free Ricky/9-11 Truth/Moon Truth. You can either do something about this, or just go back to drinking the lizard cool-aid. The choice is yours.

WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH!

The Truth About Bigfoot

By James J. Hamilton

FACT: 

The Animal Planet show Finding Bigfoot is a conspiracy created by the Illuminati to make sure we DON’T find Bigfoot, and also to trick us into believing Bigfoots, Sasquatches, Yetis, and Abominable Snowmen are all the same thing, when in fact they are four different races that are AT WAR with each other.

OTHER FACTS:

Sasquatches are responsible for 9-11. 

Bigfoots invented LSD.

Abominable Snowmen sank the Titanic. Only 20% of the bodies of those who supposedly died were recovered, because the other 80% in fact did not die, but were kidnapped by Abominable Snowmen. Some were used in scientific experiments, but most were used to create a “Human Zoo” that still exists at the Abominable Snowman capital city in Antarctica.

In 1994, Yetis attacked Nancy Kerrigan and paid Tonya Harding one million Yeti dollars to take the fall for it.

STILL MORE FACTS:

In 2000, five hundred Sasquatches voted for George W. Bush in Broward County, Florida.

Bigfoots created global warming in an attempt to hurt the Abominable Snowman economy. Al Gore crusades against global warming because he is a pawn of Abominable Snowmen. He does whatever they tell him because they have threatened to expose the fact that he is an extraterrestrial being who crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

All of Miley Cyrus’s music is written by Yetis. Yetis also wrote her father’s hit song “Achy Breaky Heart.”

FALSE: Part of a smear campaign orchestrated by Abominable Snowmen

YET ANOTHER SET OF SHOCKING FACTS:

During the filming of the first season of the TV show Harry and the Hendersons, Kevin Peter Hall, the actor who played Harry, was murdered by a group of Sasquatches who felt his portrayal of the character was too realistic and suspected he had been contacted by a disgruntled Sasquatch who tipped him off on how they really act.  

In 1595, William Shakespeare got the idea for Romeo & Juliet from a Bigfoot who dosed him with LSD and told him the tragic story of a Bigfoot and Sasquatch who fell in love. Shakespeare thought the experience was a dream.

Abominable Snowmen hijacked Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. The people were used as new exhibits in the Abominable Snowmen’s Human Zoo and were considered exciting additions because all the other humans in the zoo had been born there (descended from Titanic passengers) and had never lived in the real world. 

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was leaked by Yetis. Yetis are the secret executive producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH!